These Gifts for Bros Are Perfect for Any Member of Your Wolf Pack

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While reading is fundamental, so is a good shot of whiskey. There are a ton of times when we wish we could secretly down a drink before 5 p.m. (like Monday through Friday), but with this handy dandy book, you can store your flask in plain sight and everyone will just think you're a big ol' bookworm. If only we thought to do this with our college textbooks! Cheers to you and your newfound love of reading the literary classics! 

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Is there a better pairing than a red Solo cup and some beer? We think not! Big Mouth makes a beer koozie in the shape of your favorite frat drinkware. For just $10, your bro can kick it college-style with an ice-cold beer without having to do a keg stand. Yes, please!

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Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, on your feet! We have NO CHILL when it comes to these socks featuring Brooklyn's finest! They're part ridiculous and part too-good-to-be-true. Your bro will walk into a room with these bad boys on and drop the mic! 

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Friends who work out together stay in shape enough to down two whole pizzas together. Isn't that the reason anyone goes to the gym? Birddogs has you covered with the best gym shorts to protect your man-jewels, without having to wear underwear! Yes, we're singing Tom Petty's "Free Falling" and changing the lyrics to "free ballin'"(you know you were thinking the same thing!). The "ball pouch" on these shorts keeps your privates in check without making them uncomfortable. Score!  

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Fun and stylish pins are huge these days, and they seem to be on everyone's denim jacket. Help a bro out and step up his style game with this pin that'll be sure to get a rise out of anyone. Any '90s kid remembers the ultimate after-school snack, and now it takes on a whole new (terribly inappropriate) meaning. This gift is sure to be a slam-dunk success! 

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Is your bro a trendsetter who loves chicks and cars? Alexander Wang's new stylish graphic T-shirt features an '80s-style poster babe with her hot rod that pairs perfectly with any jeans for guy's night out. Ladies dig fashion-forward duds, right? Now, if only mom didn't throw out our old bedroom posters! 

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Let's be real: Most guys don't put any effort into decorating their bachelor pads. Basically, the essentials of a fridge, mattress, and larger-than-life television make up the typical home furnishings. Make your bro's place feel a little more like home with this super welcoming wall banner. It's like a banner your mom would have (you know, minus the language). 

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While most stainless steel briefcases usually hold an effing crap ton of money or some sort of lethal weapon in a Bond movie, you can give this case to hold your bros most prized possession — a six pack of beer, duh! Can you just imagine the look on his face when he opens up this top-secret case? Genius! 

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Nothing quite makes a crass statement look innocent like a cute cuddly bear saying it. If your bros are ass men and aren't afraid to share that with anyone they meet, help them out by gifting this hilarious hat. It takes the not-so-acceptable statement and packages it with something cute and friendly to make it perfect to wear while hitting your favorite dive bars (who knew bears could have such dirty thoughts?). Shinesty says in their description "we luv dat ass more than Yeezy," so it's a pretty safe bet that your Kanye-loving friends who like big butts and can not lie will be big fans of this dad hat. 

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Hot diggity dog! Sometimes the best gift for your best guy friend is one for your bro's best friend. These dog tags will give any pup that extra bit of swag that pairs perfectly with their adorably derpy faces. Between "Ass Man," "Ball is Life," and simply "Wuff," your bro's dog will be making a statement that's much more than a loud bark. 

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If your bro can be a total dick sometimes, remind him with these hilarious trunks from American Eagle Outfitters. We've heard of the saying "as cool as a cucumber," but who knew if you add sunglasses to an eggplant it becomes chill AF. We don't normally recommend giving your guy friend underwear, but when it's as stupid-funny as this, you know he'll appreciate the love.