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20+ Hilarious Products All ‘Golden Girls’ Fans Will Appreciate

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You Silly Duffer

Name a more iconic group of friends than The Golden Girls. We'll wait. If you ever wished you were friends with Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Rose Nylund (Betty White), Blanche Devereaux (RueMcClanahan), and Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty), then you'll be excited to know that there are a ton of products with their faces all over them. It's almost like you're sitting around the table eating cheesecake together.

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Golden Girls Hot Sauce (4-Pack)

Whether in their risqué stories or in their comebacks, our favorite four ladies certainly know how to bring the spice! Now they will in the kitchen, too, with the four-pack of hot sauce. The varieties have names inspired by each of the women: Blanche’s Hot Slut (habanero hot sauce), Sophia’s Sicilian Fire (habanero hot sauce), Dorothy’s Bea Spicy (jalapeño hot sauce), and Rose’s Desert Rose (jalapeño hot sauce).

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‘The Golden Girls Cookbook’ by Christopher Styler
Kingswell amazon.com

If there’s one thing that Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia like to do together — besides talk about men — it’s eat. From store-bought cheesecake to Sophia’s Italian delicacies, the TV show has inspired a whole book of more than 90 recipes to try. Now you can bring The Golden Girls into dinnertime!

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‘The Golden Girls’ Sophia Petrillo Mini Backpack
Loungefly amazon.com

How can you not love the sassy, Sicily-story-filled woman that is Sophia Petrillo? Now she’ll always have your back with this mini blue backpack. It measures in at 10.5 inches tall, features a charm of Sophia’s iconic straw purse, and is lined with designs of the purse, too.

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‘The Golden Girls’ Pillow Cover
Himilk amazon.com

After watching a few episodes of The Golden Girls, you feel like you’re part of their friend group. After all, they are in your home, making you laugh, and eating cheesecake. Now you can really have them in your home, thanks to the 18x18-inch pillow cover feature Blanche, Sophia, Rose, and Dorothy.

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‘The Golden Girls’ Windshield Sun Shade
Golden Girls amazon.com

When the weather heats up, so does your car. Now your four favorite ladies will keep your car shady (Shady Pines, that is) with a windshield cover. The best part is that Dorothy’s, Rose’s, Blanche’s, and Sophia’s facial expressions match their characters perfectly.

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‘The Golden Girls’ Stemless Wine Glasses

Let’s be real: All of us have chosen one of The Golden Girls as our twin flame. This set of stemless wine glasses lets you show that off, because they say “I’m a Dorothy,” “I’m a Rose,” “I’m a Blanche,” or “I’m a Sophia.” You can get all four 10-ounce glasses from Toynk.

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‘The Golden Girls’ Cosmetic Bag
MRSP amazon.com

You can never have too many little bags for your makeup and knick-knacks. We bet, however, that you don't have one as fun as this one, which showcases cartoon heads of Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia.

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'The Golden Girls' Monopoly

Game night has never been so much fun! This version of Monopoly is based off of the beloved show, so you'll love all the little details on the board. For your player piece, you can be things like Sophia's purse or Rose's precious teddy bear. Now all we need is some cheesecake and we're ready to play!

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The Golden Girls: Trivia Deck and Episode Guide
RP Studio amazon.com

Think you know The Golden Girls better than anyone else? Prove it! This trivia game comes with 200 questions (50 per Golden Girl!) to really test your knowledge. It also comes with a 96-page guide book that detail the plot synopses of all 180 episodes.

You can expect questions like: What color was Blanche’s wedding dress? And what did Dorothy’s father call her as a child? If you said “red” and “Spumoni face,” you’re ready to play.

'the golden girls' granny panties underwear
Etsy / Harebrained
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‘The Golden Girls’ Granny Panties



You have to really love The Golden Girls to rock the four ladies on your … underwear? Etsy shop Hairbrained makes the hilarious literal granny panties. The front says “Granny Panties” with the Miami water and trees, and the back shows cartooned Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia holding cheesecake. You have to admit that they are super adorable.

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‘The Golden Girls’ Wine Class Charms

Now when you get together with your best friends, you won’t have to worry that someone is drinking your Blanche — ahem, drinking out of your Blanche glass, because you’ll have a charm around the stem indicating that it’s yours. Plus, they’re the cutest accessory to make wine night even more fun.

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'The Golden Girls' Chia Pet

Now your favorite four ladies can come to life in your home ... in the form of Chia Pets! Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia are ready for a new hairdo.

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'The Golden Girls' Prayer Candles

In the name of the Rose, the Blanche, and the Dorthy and Sophia, amen.

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'The Golden Girls' PEZ Dispenser

Even your snack can be Golden Girls-themed with this PEZ dispenser! There's one for each of the four women, so you might want to collect them all.

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"Eat Dirt and Die Trash” Shirt

Remember when Blanche killed us with this line? That’s how a Southern Belle insults someone properly.

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'The Golden Girls' Mug

This yellow mug features Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia on one side, and “Stay Golden” on the other.

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'The Golden Girls' Stud Earrings

We’re willing to get a couple more piercings just so we can wear all four of these face stud earrings at once!

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Shady Pines Keychain

You know, in case you ever have a daughter who tricks you into going to a nursing home.

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'The Golden Girls' Funko Pops

Playing with dolls is socially acceptable when it’s these figurines, right?

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'The Golden Girls' Enamel Pins

Keep your friends close, but keep The Golden Girls closer … by transferring these pins to a new outfit every day.

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“You Can’t Sit With Us” Sweatshirt

You thought Regina George’s group was difficult to join? Just try to get in with these ladies.

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'The Golden Girls' Quote Napkins

Maybe you didn’t have a Golden Girls-themed party in the works, but after seeing these napkins, how could you resist throwing one?

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